The towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent semen, lube, female ejaculate, Santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.
Man, good thing we had that Spontaneous Jack Towel handy. That was a messy round of love making. The mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now I can go to sleep knowing that I am not going to roll over into mixture of my semen, your ejaculate, and lube.
by Richard Driller October 14, 2011
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by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020
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by Hairnana April 28, 2020
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by Definite clo August 11, 2020
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Jack is a famous business man most known for his work within Lelo's manufacturing and product testing facility. While Jack is still only 16 he has shown very promising traits similar to those of famous rapper Kanye East. Jack is also known within the Lelo scene by his nickname "Stinky". The reason behind this nickname would become overwhelmingly clear if you were to ever meet him in person.
"Hey did you hear about that incident in Lelo's product testing facility, apparently the tester will be out for at least a month"
"Oh yeah I did hear about that, apparently it was Jack "Stinky" Goddard!"
"Oh yeah I did hear about that, apparently it was Jack "Stinky" Goddard!"
by Jack Goddard October 18, 2020
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