December 13

International Gremlin Day - To remember the panromantic short gremlin child

Person A: OH MY GOD IT'S DECEMBER 13?
Person B: OH NO, WE FORGOT TO GIVE GIFTS TO THE GREMLIEST GREMLIN OF THE WORLD!!

by bored af xd November 8, 2021

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

10th December

We all know a Bryan, a Marc, an Elisabeth or a Garry. What do they all have in common? Their names are all purposely spelt wrong. Are you annoyed by this but afraid of the laws long reach? Well today its "Kick your misspelt name mate in the genitals" day.
That's right, feel free to turn around, look your mate Marc in the eye and kick straight in the Mangina.

you are very welcome

Marc: Fancy going to Greggs for a pasty or 6?
You: Wait up, got something for you
Marc: OOOF!
Marc: WTF did you do that for??!
You: Its the 10th December mate, Its Kick your misspelt name mate in the genitals day.

by GavStJames November 10, 2021

December 7

The last month in a year and the date someone was born

my birthday is on December 7

by eli ? November 12, 2021

December 5th

National Weyna day!!! THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER.

I’m do happy it’s Weyna Day! On December 5th!

by Best Student 6969 November 12, 2021

December 25

What did you think it was ITS FREAKN CHRISTMAS BABY!!!!

Hey did you know it’s December 25 time to invite the homies and cuddle 😫😩

by Kkkkkkkkbruhboieeeok November 13, 2021

December 12th

Where u hit kelso house four times in one day

Hey kelso it’s December 12th ur house is fucked

Tim kelso why is that

December 12th is Where everyone gets eggs and throws them everywhere go fuck your self kelso

by Jdv November 15, 2021