Cum wave particle accelerator

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria

Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree

by Punanijesus February 27, 2021

cum guzzling sausage junkie

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.

Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Cum sniffing dog

A dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out cum so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you.

He's got a cum sniffing dog.

by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010

cum smoking boogs

The act of smoking dried semen through an ice pipe, often to gain free drugs

He reminds me of a dirty, desperate raver, that cum smoking boogs...

by lalalalalalalaalsca June 9, 2011

Cum Burst Limit

When a player holds more than 7 resource cards in his/her hand during a game of Settlers of Catan.

Jim is over the cum burst limit. If someone rolls a 7, he's going to lose half of his cards - half of them will burst out of his hand all over the table.

by Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe November 5, 2010