Bro-inlawry

(Noun) The act or state of marrying one's best friend's sibling in order to become brothers-in-law with the best friend.

"John married Thomas's brother to legally become brothers with Thomas, achieving bro-inlawry."

by Tugglets United Front June 10, 2024

Bro

That all bro's are brotards complete retards and don't no shit about shit

All bro's are bortard complete shit birds and don't shit about anything period nothing

by A.mozzi March 11, 2019

Bobby bro

When your a bobby bro you smoke till you go into coma. Ask Bill Cosby, bubbles and the boys.

Bobby Bro- a male that smokes so much that they go into coma.

by Johnny sim February 13, 2018

The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015

captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!

Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!

by Skyking007 October 12, 2015

Bro

The meaning of bro is most commonly used in our Gods natural habitat, the foods room. it is specifically targeted to none other than Tennyson Lew. BRO also comes from the ancient language Jakkypoœ. BRO in Jakkypoœ means “one that the almighty one has spoken to. spoken about failure. and. rejection.”

BRO youre gonna get failed and rejected

by Servant of The Almighty Jaksen November 9, 2021

hey bro

dont ignore this message if someone sends it to you
they probs like you, 100% sure

text "hey bro"
text "bro ur gay for me"
text "how"
text "this"
text image sent
text "oh damn"

by infibbz October 29, 2021