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Simp

When a guy named aleyus dated a girl named jenny and ditched Jacob and us for her after school or to walk with his "best friend "
me:where tf us aleyus,
jacob:idk I saw him walking with jenny after school
me:what a simp, gay
by simp dectector March 25, 2020
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simp

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )
"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"
by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020
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Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.
ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess
by Gabe775 November 5, 2023
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Simp

If a man or a woman gives all their money, time, attention and etc. just to get someone's attention. They are willing to give large amounts of money and lots of time just to get this one person to get to love or see them. They are also willing to just do anything at all for attention from the person they are simping for.

ps; do not use simp if the person is just being respectful to someone or complimenting someone because you a dumbass if so
good way to use:
man/woman: wanna go out? i'll give you a no limit credit card, a house and gucci clothes
this is a simp
bad way to use:
man/woman: you look cute!/you are awesome!/you look pretty/ you look handsome/ queen!/ king!/ oh sorry.
🚫 not simp
by ppfft7767 October 11, 2020
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Simp

by idkpicsomething May 26, 2020
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Simp

by Simp lord September 28, 2020
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National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M
Watch out it’s national simp day again!!
by the dub21 October 17, 2020
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