shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

get shit

When someone has to listen to a harsh scolding or gets a verbal punishment for bad behavior.

You had a party, got drunk, and punched a hole in your parents' wall? Did you get shit for that?

by Joe Simaggio August 4, 2014

That Shit Cray

When there are no words for how hard you ball

Hyejin: How does the lamb burger taste?
James: That shit crayy

by sparks0824 December 12, 2012

Peace of Shit

a symbol composed of human feces spread into a peace sign as a peaceful protest against dirty bathrooms; usually done at gas stations

Wow, the first thing I saw walking into that gas station bathroom was a peace of shit on the wall across from the toilet with corn nuggets in it.

by Bellezza December 2, 2005

take a shit

to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature

"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"

by BMadz December 16, 2016

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

Invisi-shit

Usual term for taking a dump, then wiping your ass to find that nothing is on the toilet paper.

"Hey man, I'm sorry I wasted so much of your toilet paper, I wasn't sure if I had an invisi-shit or if I wasn't wiping properly."

"...You're buying me more Charmin Ultra then."

by Inyourendo^_^ December 15, 2008