Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act

All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns

by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024

Poop

Comes Out From Your Butt

Your Butt Is So Big, a million poops can come out!

by IPOOPINMYPANTIES January 15, 2015

poop

poop is shit

Hailey: Wow is that poop? what is poop?

Drug Dealer: It’s Shat!!

by Hailzie June 14, 2020

Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024

poop trail mix

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

by poop fart January 21, 2020

Poop

Poop means a brown solid that forms in your abdomen by mixing a different variety of food. At some point, you will want to go poop

Me: Damn. I ate so much food!

(1 hour later)
Me: OMG! I GOT TO POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lIL POTATO HEAD March 27, 2019

portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025