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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

When someone is way too good at Minecraft
Timmy: Yeah dude, I'm a simp!

John: No way! 1 v 1 in bed wars!
by Ruikamishirofan June 8, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros

A nigga named ebuka who simps for bittys
Ebuka has been simping for these bitties as of recent and he’s a Freaky ass nigga - a 69 God
by Hea69God June 10, 2024
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Simp

Because it's zincy she fine as fuck
I simp for zincy
by Zincy simp June 17, 2024
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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.
Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.
by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024
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