what will you have in 500 years

Cool ass part from the show tbh

Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2

by The cool guy 96 backwards June 8, 2021

I don't know what that means

A common response that happens when an asker made a point
but the receiving end felt offended and looked down on the question.
Then quipped by the receiving end!

A: Hey any tips on how to make money?

B: I don't know what that means.

by akamemake May 28, 2023

you reap what you sow

a common phrase said by blokes likely called charles. could be said on discord but its used mostly irl after fights. all in all.... nobody really knows what it means.

hey harvey, you reap what you sow

or

you reap what you sow

or

you reap what you sow

by JackHarrise March 6, 2023

What Goes Around Cums Around

When your mom brings a guy home and you fuck the guy after, receiving her sloppy seconds.

Random Guy: just got finished with your mom. who's down for round 2?
You: What Goes Around Cums Around i guess.

by alegendaryguy March 21, 2023

gren what you doing gren

GREN WHAT YOU DOING GREN is a phrase said when extremely angry

Person 1: GREN WHAT YOU DOING GREN!
Person 2: WHOA CALM DOWN RN

by gaming legend420 January 17, 2023

I'll tell you what mate

The last thing you hear before being stabbed in the chest by a 10 cm long knife in north London. Could also be in Birmingham or Glasgow. Whatever you do if you hear this sentence run away.

Bruh, I'll tell you what mate

by INeedToGoCommitDie February 15, 2023

What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022