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the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
because they think i'm nuts!
by bobston January 19, 2005
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ice me out

After this party, I want Jack to ice me out
by Awesome Professor November 9, 2018
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Suck me out

A combination of the act of being sucked and eaten out simultaneously.
"Damn girl, you nastay.. you be suckin me out all day."
by "Suck Me Out" Lee April 10, 2005
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u ghett me

A fucking shite chav term that everyone in the south of england, usually bedford uses which is annoying as fuck and usually induces violence in the average normal white person who doesnt think he is black. The term is usually used by female chavs aged 9-18 and sounds fucking stupid, although it can be used by male chavs aged 15 who think they are hard.
chav 1: dat kid over der is 2 normal 4 us
chav 2: u ghett me
chav 3: we shud go and start beef wid him just cos e can spell "antidisestablishmentarianism" (at this point, chav 3 has to point to the word on a magazine and ask a normal human being 2 tell him what it says).
chav 1 and 2: u ghett me
chav 3 (to normal human being): u ghett me?
normal human being: no, i dont ghett u, i may understand u but i dont even understand u if u talk like that. go and die u fucking retarded cunts, dont even go to school and learn to speak properly as u are wasting taxpayers money. motherfucking well fuck off and diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee, u scummy chavvy pikey shite.

HOW TO OFFEND A CHAV: PLAY THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ALBUM AT FULL VOLUME IN FRONY OF HIM/HER
by chav haters from the north August 30, 2006
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put me in the car

Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.
"Aye bruh what's up with Tina homegirl..."PUT ME IN THE CAR"
by Sky the P June 27, 2015
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Call me Ishmael

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012
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left me hangin

When a women is gives a man a blow job or hand job but the man does not ejaculate thous leaving him with a boner in his pants
Yo tates hand job was horrible she left me hangin
by Greg B.. April 9, 2006
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