Poop

Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:

The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.

Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?

Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.

by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021

Poop

You poop and I am a very good at it

I poop on my mom

by Angel ina June 7, 2020

Poop

My mommy said so

I wanna take a poop in the car

by SLIMY?VR March 4, 2022

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

Butt With Hint of Poop

A phenomenon that attracts a dogs nose. Due to the hint of poop a dogs nose is attracted to butt. When sniffing the dog gets an extra sniff caused by an excessive amount of farting and an inability to wipe thoroughly.

That dog is getting an extra sniff. It must be Butt With HInt of Poop.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

poop head

where you have poop on your head

"James you are a poop head"

by poopoo legend July 18, 2016