shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

piece of shit

1) A completely worthless person, object or thing that is of equal or less worth than an indeterminate amount of faecal matter.

2) An informant or undercover operative; a snitch.

3) Any quantity of excrement, human or animal.

1) "You're such a piece of shit, Prime Minister."

2) "I know I'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK, and I'm fucking positive you're on the level."

3) "Oh, great. A piece of shit on my best crocs."

by Mr Sifter October 29, 2011

That Shit Cray

When there are no words for how hard you ball

Hyejin: How does the lamb burger taste?
James: That shit crayy

by sparks0824 December 12, 2012

Peace of Shit

a symbol composed of human feces spread into a peace sign as a peaceful protest against dirty bathrooms; usually done at gas stations

Wow, the first thing I saw walking into that gas station bathroom was a peace of shit on the wall across from the toilet with corn nuggets in it.

by Bellezza December 2, 2005

take a shit

to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature

"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"

by BMadz December 16, 2016

Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.

He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

by Bobby222 May 26, 2009

Invisi-shit

Usual term for taking a dump, then wiping your ass to find that nothing is on the toilet paper.

"Hey man, I'm sorry I wasted so much of your toilet paper, I wasn't sure if I had an invisi-shit or if I wasn't wiping properly."

"...You're buying me more Charmin Ultra then."

by Inyourendo^_^ December 15, 2008