Go Fish

When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage

When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish”

by Ridiculosophy August 17, 2022

FISH HOOK

TO PICK UP ONES LOVER BY MEANS OF POINTER FINGER INSERTION INTO ANUS

BRAH BILL BILL HONEY, CAN YOU GIMME A LIFT TO THE BEDROOM? SURE BRIAN, I'LL JUST GIVE YA THE OL' BAIT & FISH HOOK MOVE THAT STOLE YOUR HEART SO MANY MOONS AGO!

by David Gary David August 17, 2022

yugoslavian fishing

when ur like fucked up or something and go fishing for raw ass gaming clips to edit or some shit

bobert: yurrrr rawbert my realseph Broseph, legitimate as fuck you wanna go yugoslavian fishing for some cod clips?

rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie

by movebert August 21, 2022

alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

by gulmworder August 28, 2022

Fish Transformation

the ability to transform into a fish due to and overdose of fish oil pills

"oh dam i did a fish transformation into a fish now cus of da fish pills"

by Jarvinator07 August 29, 2022

Aquadenic Fish

Zombie fish living in the deeps of your local lakes and ponds.

Maybe we shouldn’t swim because of all those scary aquadenic fish in the lake.

by thunkingboutchopper September 1, 2022

Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022