X-box

GAY PEICE OF SHITE CONSOL THAT RIP OFF PLAYSTATION

“Oi Matt ay x-bop players r gay”
“HAYYYYYY I PLAY X-BOX…
SO DO U”
HECK

by Sick_anti_vax_kid June 15, 2019

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Juke that box

When you stick your favorite record inside any of their holes and start projecting the audio from the mouth. As the song goes on, the other partner has until the song ends to shit and cum at the same time (aka taking a screenshot of the moment with your face) (double aka saving a memory).

“Yo did you juke that box with them?”
“Affirmative. We juked it twice!”

by cakys December 6, 2022

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Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

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Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

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