Your old friend blue

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember

A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019

Hello my friend

Hello in Russian but only to your gay friends

Hello my friend welcome to mother Russia

by Braydo boiii February 27, 2018

Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!

Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

by Goth goblin November 30, 2020

TV Commercial Black Friend

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.

"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."

by DannyBonco April 6, 2010

my friend here Justin

my my friend here Justin he taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhhhh

my my friend here Justin he taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhhhh

by huescc December 17, 2020

Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS

Don't name your friendsDon't name your friends Don't name your friends

by Sans car April 15, 2020

It really be your own friends

When it’s not your enemies who hurt you, but your own friends. A phrase to be used when you feel betrayed by the people you thought were on your side

Me: it’s my first time making a vlog so be nice when you watch it
Friend: no, I’m gon judge it into the ground 😡😡😤😤
Me: it really be your own friends 😔

Brutus: *stabs Caesar in the back*
Caesar: it really be your own friends...

by flagpole48 June 30, 2018