Cat

A furry companion that will puke on your carpet at two in the morning but won’t pay rent and a bonus, knifes for feet

Friend: u good bro
Me: bitch my cat just gave me 50 battle scars

by Chris p bacon October 28, 2019

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

Cat

Cat is an animal what can cep as a pet🐱🐱🐱

Cat are the best

by Savenneah May 8, 2020

cat maid

mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y

hey you my cat maid?

N O

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BottomDop April 10, 2022

pixel cats

cute ah bih i be cuddlin

pixel cats: dont pull out daddy

by tryna69? December 13, 2020

Cat

A pet that either hates you or loves you most of the time it's hate, most of the time it's hate but people have them as pets since there cute .

My cat loves me.

by Coral9 June 7, 2023

Weenier cat

A Big Black Hybrid between a cat and your fat as mom very scary.

The weenier cat sussly climbed big nig tree

by NoHomenigger October 6, 2023