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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
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Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.
"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.
by Menziesss February 28, 2017
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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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Grode Rock

A mixture of vaginal fluids such as menstrual blood, yeast, and vaginal cum. Also mixed with dingle berries. It hangs between the females legs in her taint hair.
Airy has a huge Grode Rock
by Oj mudbon May 23, 2016
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Rocked

When you're so shocked about something you literally have no other words to explain the feeling.
Our tutor gave us the worst mark in our exam. I'm so rocked.
by PL1 May 22, 2016
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rock

A person so stupid, you need to compare them to a stone.
"whoa bat and bat are the same word but different."
"Dude your a f*****g rock."
by MisslePotato May 13, 2016
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