Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 17, 2021

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Meat Lover

A person who really loves meat.

Bro, Ethan must be a meat lover with the way he’s gobbling down that sausage

by EBMeatman September 26, 2023

Meat Lover

Someone who prefers the meat of another man. Especially raw meat

X2 Finest. Meat Lover.

by Captain Spaghetti February 13, 2020

Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology

Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?

by Barry1987 November 30, 2024

meat feeder

the mouth of someone who preforms oral sex on a male.

I wanted to have sex but suzie would only let my put it in her meat feeder

by TN73 October 07, 2010

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 10, 2016