by Jahamez August 11, 2019
Shy guy is a guy who is shy. But he is actually not that shy. He waters plants with alcohol when he is drunk, saying they need it. Shy guy claims not to be "a little Asian guy". He proved that by doing a TikTok dance with weird filter. The people are still curious- was it a banana? He also has a discord channel and like 108 girlfriends. And that's ok. Because he loves them equally. God, bless Shy guy and long life to the plants he watered that time.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 02, 2022
by PPsucky68 November 13, 2020
3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.
The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
by HotKidMan August 29, 2021
by Konatqi November 19, 2019
by New world chad June 17, 2022
(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender May 04, 2018