Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce

A Vagina With A Yeast Infection If Kicked Until It Turns Black And Then Gets Drenched With Cum And Shit On.

me and somegirl just had an The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce

by Pussyeater97 November 29, 2011

meats

a phallus

People sometimes beat their meats at night.

by Scrolte May 12, 2024

Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

Sweet with meat

You either get it or you don't

That Jake guy is really gay, he doesn't even get "sweet with meat"

by JakesDad4real November 30, 2023

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016