jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

short tits

The most beautiful girl at an ambulance company.

Man shes a real short tits.

by Gary hardcocks October 25, 2019

tit flip

the act of putting your hand under some fat dudes man tits and flipping them

mikchel jorkan: *tit flips fat dude*

fat dude: *falls on you*

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

Tit wrinkle

Marley

Me: Marley is a tit wrinkle

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

Tits

A big pair of boobs

Damn she got some tits

by Zachbaker April 19, 2020

I'm tits

Nomenclature that was popular in the Hollywood entertainment scene
Ca 1980s-1990s. Basically
The pinnacle of egotism and self aggrandizement. The latter day equivalent of I'm the shit. Think avec moi Le deluge after me.the flood

Agent to aspiring producer-ive got you up for 1st bill executive producer on clitbusters 3
Think you can handle it? Aspiring produce r; you kidding? I'm tits.man! I'm tits!

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023