Sound Man

Sound man is when the person you say it to is as nice as possible. They are not being mean in any way except for the fact they are killing you with kindness.

Ben is a sound man. So is his brother Alex... Adam too.

by Quality Plays, SUBSCRIBE!!! June 17, 2016

Young man

Complete opposite of Big Man, young man thinks he’s the g.o.a.t. But in reality he can’t do simple tasks like driving a nail. Young men will try to assert dominance by mocking other people for no reason. When facing big man (psychologically and physically), young man stands no chance. The best way to bum young men is by saying
“Wait till I call Big Man”.

Person : oi! young man stop fucking with my youngsters or I will call Big Man Mandi

by Skrrt man January 22, 2020

Man Chats

Two or more males engaging in a heart to heart that is seemingly uncharacteristic of the male gender.

Female #1: "Where are Greg and Matt?"

Female #2: "Oh they're upstairs having man chats."

by Lauren Broersma January 10, 2009

man shower

An "attempt", usually organized at work by fellow employees, to celebrate the upcoming birth of a MAN's baby. Festivities typically take place in a office conference room and feature store bought cookies.

We will meet in conference room J at 1:00 for Billy's man shower.

by Broseff April 9, 2009

safe man

A man who one can have no strings attached sex with because he is drug and disease free, not interested in commitments and is a great lover.

Jane was married but unhappy with her boring sex life so she is looking for a safe man to bang her.

by justin paris July 1, 2008

man pong

A battle of sheer manliness similar to beer pong except that instead of tossing a ball into a cup, one must use said ball to knock over the cups of their opponent. Players must be unshaven and/or wearing flannel shirts at the time of competition. In addition, the loser must lap the spilled beer of the floor like the dog that they are. A game of brute force.

Dave: Hey Jake, why is your arm in a sling?
Jake: Man pong.

by Andre W. November 22, 2007

van man

The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad

"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"

"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",

by Fistlord88 April 7, 2015