The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
by AngDevilo May 27, 2018
Get the Office Poop-a-traitormug. The act of holding in a massive Chipotle shit 1 meter long that you're asshole becomes shit crusted and stained brown.
Jacob has a fat Poop Butt that smells like the amount of taco bell and dog shit Jacob's fat fucking cock sucking throat has consumed.
by HaHaLolNoob June 12, 2020
Get the Poop Buttmug. by Hehehshshdhdudfjjdbddbev August 13, 2022
Get the Poop mouthmug. by Hey guys I’m too normal October 26, 2017
Get the Poopmug. COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
Get the Ink poopmug. For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally
Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.
by murray0101 July 26, 2020
Get the Poop and Regroupmug. 