Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025