Fredikin the Fucking Tank 

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

Fredikin the Fucking Tank by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023

I'm so fucking bored 

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

I'm so fucking bored by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

They're definitely fucking 

They get freaky/are very close friends.

"We aren't dating at all!" Melissa and Joe hold hands closely.
"Yeah, They're definitely fucking" - Everyone

They're definitely fucking by Zeeland April 9, 2023

i will literally fucking poop 

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it

Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?

i will literally fucking poop by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT 

I ain't fucking reading of all that

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT by bhubhuh May 20, 2023

shut the fucking shit up 

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.

person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

shut the fucking shit up by the real cool amazing person May 21, 2023

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) by TimeTickler July 15, 2023