Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.

Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"

by BDRNETWORK December 11, 2022

Ck's Dick

The biggest Dick a Mexican can have

See that spic, he gots CK's Dick.

by Psuedonym#2 February 22, 2017

Dick Bong

Major Richard Ira Bong (nicknamed Dick Bong) was one of the most decorated American fighter pilots. He fought in WWII and shot down 40 Japanese aircraft. He died at the age of 24, testing a new fighter jet.

Now we laugh at his funny nickname which sounds like a creative way to ingest weed only using your body.

en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Richard_Bong

Person 1: Oh my god his name was Major Dick Bong!
Person 2: That sounds like what you call using piss as bong water!
Person 1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you

by InterstellarTars March 3, 2021

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

Sick in the Dick

An adjective used to express something that is extremely impressive, awesome, breathtaking, magnificent, staggering or wonderful. When something truly exceeds your expectations.

Like the word sick, the phrase Sick in the Dick is used to add that extra bit of emphasis.

Can also be abbreviated to the initialism SITD.

Did you see that GT4 RS drive by? It's Sick in the Dick!
Wow, that new Drake track is so sick, it's SITD!

by Semi-Lucent May 30, 2018

rips dicks

A colloquial phrase used by surfers to describe radical maneuvers and explosive surfing.

Did you see those airs Mike busted today? That guy rips dicks!

by GBanger333 March 8, 2011

Dick-Tits

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

by Zackok July 10, 2016