Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019
Get the National slag daymug. National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021
Get the National Simp Daymug. On October 24, it is National Rachel Day. Treat your girl friend or friend named Rachel like a queen on that day!
Blake: I can’t wait to see Rachel
Lucas: Don’t you know it’s National Rachel Day
Blake: Oh shoot I forgot
Lucas: Don’t you know it’s National Rachel Day
Blake: Oh shoot I forgot
by Anonymous65572 October 5, 2022
Get the National Rachel Daymug. national dick pic day
Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick
Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick
by Cockshatt300 July 20, 2022
Get the national dick pic daymug. Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. by Bustdownrollieavolanch July 29, 2022
Get the National Eat coochie daymug. Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic
by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021
Get the National Titty Daymug.