Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick

Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023

meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

Ib booty meat

When yo bro from Pakistan and his name is Ibrahim

Lemme eyp, Ib booty meat

by 9lemon March 8, 2025

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017