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New York Taco

When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.
"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."
by Reverend Mexicoy May 19, 2010
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Half hour news hour

A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.

A good example of epic fail.
Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?

Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008
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Made Some New Friends

A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.
Mom: How was your night?

Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.

Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010
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New Freedom Railroad Spike

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.
After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.
by MAG-NUM February 25, 2009
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New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.
Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019
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new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
by SEMI327 May 9, 2018
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New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009
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