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Spot-fuck

Hit the spot, go off like a ton of TNT. Refers to sex.
Person A: Sorry about that, it kinda turned into a spot-fuck.

Person B: Ka-boom, ka-boom, baby.
by Purefoysgirl September 21, 2009
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Fucking iTunes!

Although there are numerous annoying popups from iTunes asking to upgrade to the newest version, they can't seem to fix the window size. Therefore, this what you say when you close the window behind iTunes, when you were actually trying to close iTunes.
You- "Oh yes, finally done with my 12 page essay!" -goes to close iTunes and closes Microsoft Office Word instead.- ...."Fucking iTunes!"
by douchebags rule! :D March 4, 2010
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Fee Fucking

The act of adding excessive or egregious fees to customer accounts.

What a bank or other lender does to garner extra income from borrowers.
I am so tired of Bank of America fee fucking my checking account.
by WitchyD December 21, 2009
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fuck lover

a relationship where one of the people is used to being committed and the other just wants to remain friends so they just fuck in the meantime.
Alex invited his fuck lover Lo over for a quickie even though she wanted to go on a date.
by chicowhitney December 3, 2009
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Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.
"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."
by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011
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Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.
After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!
by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010
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Mopey Fuck

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.
Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.
by Leto172010 December 26, 2010
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