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by Shrimpsaintreal February 7, 2024
Get the Shimp mug."Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". Typical "Nice Guy" behavior where he puts himself in the Friend-Zone to become subservient to and an orbiter around some girl he likes. Typically Involves being the victim of "Foodie dates" and being an emotional tampon about the girls escapades while chasing and being "run-through" and dumped by Chads.
Desperately hoping to be the "rebound guy" and being picked after she finishes her turn on the "Cock Carousel". Often found to beg a girl to not leave when she finds the next Chad or Tyrone.
Known to turn off girls due to their tendency to be desperate. Will often chase single moms and other girls with baggage to "White Knight" or play "Captain Save-a-Hoe".
Also known to be a "pay piggy" to some OF model, paying thousands of dollars for a pretend relationship. In hopes to be allowed to date her when she can no longer make money making homemade pron content.
Desperately hoping to be the "rebound guy" and being picked after she finishes her turn on the "Cock Carousel". Often found to beg a girl to not leave when she finds the next Chad or Tyrone.
Known to turn off girls due to their tendency to be desperate. Will often chase single moms and other girls with baggage to "White Knight" or play "Captain Save-a-Hoe".
Also known to be a "pay piggy" to some OF model, paying thousands of dollars for a pretend relationship. In hopes to be allowed to date her when she can no longer make money making homemade pron content.
Concerned Friend: Joe why are you chasing that single mom again? You know she cheated on you last time with a tinder date. She is only using you as a Foodie Date".
Joe Pay piggy: why not? I know she is out of my league. She's not like that because"SHE LOVES ME!"
Concerned Friend: My God, you are such a Simp! Don't come crying to me when she dumps you for the next Tinder date.
Joe Pay piggy: why not? I know she is out of my league. She's not like that because"SHE LOVES ME!"
Concerned Friend: My God, you are such a Simp! Don't come crying to me when she dumps you for the next Tinder date.
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A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
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