Simp

An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke

Person 1: Hey simp!
Person 2: oh no.

by Skatershoes May 24, 2020

SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

Simp

adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.

Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”

by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

Simp

Jay Najeeb

Jay Najeeb is a huge simp, like an astronomically bit simp

by Jayisverygayuno April 17, 2020

SIMP

A basic a$$ dude that has no game and will do anything for some basic pu$$y that has shown no interest in him.

Samuel Barragán from HSU is the biggest SIMP in the planet. Always chasing below basic tail, and putting everything on the line for females that don’t want him.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shadow Simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping so he’s kinda hard to trust

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022