by HAZ_SHAKE May 15, 2020
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Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward
*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*
Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward
*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*
by Sincerelytheboys July 26, 2020
Get the Simp mug.The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.Someone who put tries hella hard for a female that gives nothing back.
13 YO’s will donate 300$+ to a streamer just for them to say their name
13 YO’s will donate 300$+ to a streamer just for them to say their name
by The Brazy Kid June 15, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
by shutupkaren May 6, 2020
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A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020
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