ur mom

YOUR MOTHER HAHAHAHA

Man 1: "hey guess what''
Man 2: "what"
Man 1: "UR MOM"
Man 2: "I just lost my last braincell"

by Badass_bunny October 17, 2022

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

single mom fundraiser

Strip Club (Club of the strip) (Titty bar)

Hey my girl doesn’t approve of me going to the strip club so I told her we’re going to a single mom fundraiser.

by Gilmore, Happy March 10, 2023

whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

Your mom

Something I was doing last night

I was doing your mom

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

adolescent mom

A mom you want to fuck, that gave birth when she was an adolescent

Yo that dude has a Adolescent mom I wanna fuck

by Nightnigger June 3, 2024

Your Mom

Your mom is a comeback that you say when you have nothing else to say even if it doesn't make sense

Guy1: You're fat and ugly
Guy2: Like your mom

by NerdyRoman February 9, 2015