ur mom 

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

ur mom by gayboob April 14, 2020

Davids mom 

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

Davids mom by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

your mom 

your mom is a joke i guess i dont rly know

"what are you doing" " your mom"

your mom by bitch ass hoes April 24, 2020

your mom 

an ugly bitch

your mom
is an ugly bitch

your mom by cantfindanamesorry April 30, 2020

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

yo momma disease (your mom a disease) by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

Your mom 

IS GAYYYYYYYYYY

AND YOU CAN NOT LIE

PERSON1:HI!

PERSON2:your mom GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Your mom by User dummasss May 3, 2020

Your mom 

IS GAYYYYYYYYYY

AND YOU CAN NOT LIE

PERSON1:HI!

PERSON2:your mom GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Your mom by User dummasss May 3, 2020