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El Dorado High School 

Clearly everyone in El Dorado High school is automatically construed as an idiot. There are no idiots in other schools, just at El Dorado. Oh wait, that's inherent bullshit and it appears someone was talking out of their ass. There are idiots at every school (Yes, there are even idiots at Esperanza, you biased shit-cock), so stop bitching about El Dorado being a school that harbors morons. Shit, why do I even care about this drivel?
People around the world blame their problems on El Dorado High School because they're ignorant assholes that can't take responsibility for their stupidity.

McQuaid Jesuit High School 

An all guys school that has a ridiculous tuition, but good at sports and the students receive a good education. As one could guess, buttsex is prevalent in this school.
"You go to McQuaid?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, your ass must be sore, huh?"
"Used to get like that. I just don't feel it anymore."

Charlotte Catholic High School 

a dank high school where everyone there is treated like family. wonderful education and atmosphere! the students love it! there is nothing like going to one of the friday night football games. when you walk into the stadium you can feel the excitement and an overwhelming amout of support. the fans are wonderful and amazing to be around! there there are som DANK sport. basically good at them ALL boy and girl. Bright students with wonderful futures! very intelligent students
you will always be back up by you classmates at Charlotte Catholic High School whenever you are in trouble

Godwin High School

Godwin High School has it all:

1. Money- under this category falls the preps and the druggies who literally snort away their parent's income. These girls shop at Nordstrom's as much as I shop at Walmart. The guys here dress like hobos to pull off the perfect "stoner look" which goes hand in hand with their drug obsession.

2. Sluts- these girls are bangable... literally. Godwin will provide you with a large selection of services.. male or female ;). Highest STD rate in Henrico?!

3. Wanna be lesbians- penises are so last year, the new fad is girl on girl action and threesomes. Helllllll yeahhhhhh. Godwin ladies are ladies on the streets and freaks in the sheets if ya know what i mean. Virgins were so elementary school...

4. Alcoholics- they piss their money away when they break the seal every weekend after a great night of blacking out and "what the fuck happened."
i wouldn't be surprised if one of Godwin High School's students landed on 16 and pregnant or Teen Mom, but as long as they incorporate the latest designer baby bag and rock the new rock and republic maternity line they will be golden.

santa paula high school 

full of mexicans and pregnant teens, this school may not be known for its academics, but compared to fillmore..it kicks ass!
-"who are we playing this friday?"
-"santa paula high school"
-"damn, there goes another loss for the flashes.."
santa paula high school by ") August 4, 2008

William Fleming High School 

A giant fart hole that smells awful, and makes the entire roanoke valley smell like a sexual dungeon.
WILLIAM FLEMING HIGH SCHOOL IS BY FAR VIRGINIA'S WORST IN THE CATEGORIES OF ACADEMICS, ATHLETICS AND HYGENE