The Jamz Effect

The Jamz Effect happens when an african descendant takes a high rank in a runescape guild. It will affect both the person with the effect and the clan this person is in. It is called so, because it first happened when a sudanese descendant who took Warlord rank Eruption of Pures guild.
What happens under the Jamz Effect? Check it bellow:
To the clan:
- Slumps from 100 to 50 man pulls;
- Loses F2P Preps to low tier clans, e.g. Rage;
- Teamspeak stays dead for most of the time;
- Members leaving left and right;
- Members being kicked for no reason;
- A medium of 6-12 channel hops will be done in a 2 hour trip;

To the person suffering the Jamz Effect:
- Goes completely psycho;
- Makes up false stories about how other ranks want to take his rank spot;
- Believes he is the reason his clan is winning fightes, when in reality it is their members's quality;
- Become a dictator and doesn't listen to anyone else;
- Beats own family members over little things such as a slice of pizza;

That boy is getting crazy, I think he's suffering from the jamz effect.
That guild is slumping so hard, they're probably under the jamz effect right now.

by Demote Jamz June 10, 2018

The Snoon Effect

When your two dumbest friends are in the same place at the same time.

Nathan: "Steve and John are going to be at the party tomorrow."

Jim: "Oh fuck."

Nathan: "What?"

Jim: "The Snoon Effect..."

Nathan: "Oh fuck."

by Steven Smiff June 16, 2018

The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.

'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'

by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018

The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.

I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

The Shyamalan Effect

The feeling of disgust after climax when watching porn. Dubbed "The Shyamalan Effect" because, like M. Knight Shyamalan's movies, masturbation has a mediocre twist ending that makes you question why you wasted time on it.

Some Guy: Yo y'know that feeling when you splooge and like immediately feel gross?

Me, an Intellectual: Ahhh yes.. The Shyamalan Effect.

by exoheck July 15, 2018

The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018