Life

a pointless construct created to give oneself a false sense of purpose in this fake world.

Life is life i think.

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

Life

A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).

O no! My son has life! Quick, take him to the hospital!!

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022

Life, universe, EVERYTHING!

42

"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."

by Sumsargreböl May 4, 2017

life

Nobody knows the meaning of life.

What’s the meaning of life?

I don’t know, dude.

by theperfectpseudonym November 27, 2018

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

the ass of life

When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass

Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!

by Robert Burk July 31, 2017

life

yeah i know its a joke

human: what is LIFE's purpose?
god: nothing

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024