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Paragraph Guy

'Paragraph Guy' is a gender neutral title that describes the ones that are called upon or voluntarily give context when not enough is provided and they know of the rest that is required.
POV: you check the comments for more context after watching a clip

Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?

Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)

Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts
by Bushin March 23, 2025
mugGet the Paragraph Guymug.

Shy guy

Shy guy is a guy who is shy. But he is actually not that shy. He waters plants with alcohol when he is drunk, saying they need it. Shy guy claims not to be "a little Asian guy". He proved that by doing a TikTok dance with weird filter. The people are still curious- was it a banana? He also has a discord channel and like 108 girlfriends. And that's ok. Because he loves them equally. God, bless Shy guy and long life to the plants he watered that time.
Shy guy is watering the plants on the street with alcohol.
Shy guy has 108 girlfriends.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
mugGet the Shy guymug.

Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
mugGet the Basic white guy (UK)mug.

Personality Guys

NON EXISTENT, ASS OR TITS ONLY BUDDY
Person 1: "Those bitches are Personality guys"
Person 2: "So they do not exist"
Person 3: "I LIKE FEET"
by TheGyattestRizzler69420NINE November 3, 2023
mugGet the Personality Guysmug.

guy best friends

some guys that a girl is close with. they mean well but theyre such jackasses sometimes. they all love each other though
person 1: who are they?

person 2: those are my guy best friends
by hsmtms February 13, 2024
mugGet the guy best friendsmug.

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.
1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.
by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021
mugGet the Capitalist Gospel Guysmug.

Family Guy

A god awful shitty unfunny show that is a dead horse being beaten by Fox when it wasn’t even ever good in the first place.
I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
mugGet the Family Guymug.

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