A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the All I want for Christmas is youmug. by Hairy All Natural January 7, 2019
Get the All Naturalmug. For example if someone asks how much you want or how many are included and the answer would be “All,it.” Simply meaning everything is included.
by Louandian September 9, 2020
Get the All,it.mug. by Abe Lincoln lives here October 19, 2020
Get the That's all gravy in the bowl.mug. being in charge of the situation
by CHICO July 30, 2003
Get the all over itmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>He Be ALl On My Middle<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
Get the All hump, no hurtmug.