We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas

Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job

by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf

Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts

by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019

Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021