When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!
by Mr. DHS February 8, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is someone that will fiend for the pussy no matter the cost but it usually doesn’t work out in any way.
by J.crackerass January 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
by SimpDefinition February 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by I hate simps September 13, 2022
Get the Simpmug.