Simp

The only real definition of simp is a person that we all know closely. Precisely a half Filipino boy. A simp thinks that they can get girls, but they can’t.

“Jake is such a simp, he thinks he can get girls so he buys their food but they’re just using him”

“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”

by Blueballs69420 April 6, 2020

Simp

This is a term from the early 80's.
SIMP is a derogatory term, short for SIMPelton, and is used to refer to someone that is lacking in mental capacity.

OMG! You can't be serious, you are such a simp!

by Chalupy September 29, 2021

Simp

A simp is not a pimp

If you are a simp you shall not be a pimp

by Me=senpai October 6, 2020

simp kicks

CDG Converse

Guy 1: Yo I got the CDG Converse.
Guy 2: Bro those are some simp kicks.

by enzobtw September 26, 2020

Simp

Aster

WOW Aster is such a fucking SIMP

by boobie haha January 3, 2022

Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 purchased a pair of gloves for non-simp #2.

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

Simp

Jay Najeeb

Jay Najeeb is a huge simp, like an astronomically bit simp

by Jayisverygayuno April 17, 2020