the rock

the rock is the nickname for alcatraz and dwayne the rock johnson stole the name

yeetus deletus the rock just yeeted a person

by hvad February 28, 2019

Clapped Against the Rocks

When your LP is 0 in league of legends, yet you're not demoting, but your mmr is being destroyed.

"Been at 0 LP all day getting clapped against the rocks"

by Day 69 Off Perc June 23, 2025

cock rock

haha funny rock

look at that cock rock

by rocker cocker October 12, 2022

70’s rock hippie

an evolved hippie moving away from the Beatles and onto eagles and Kansas and Boston and Pink Floyd and shit like that

“My grandpa listens to Pink Floyd and he’s a 70’s rock hippie”

by diknbaus March 9, 2025

Eunuch Rock

A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.

To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.

Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.

by Hjlprojections April 2, 2014

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023