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Murrieta Mesa High School

MMHS is a small, expensive but beautiful campus. Outcast/Eugenes typically go here, mainly the class of 2022 (freshman soon sophmores in 2019) is the outcast/eugenes. They usually are all about and screetching across the hallways and quad section during lunch. They're obnoxiously loud, think Mesa is awesome school that they're making better but in retrospect worse, and think their "privelleged" to go to MMHS. They say all that about Mesa but don't take advantage of the education their getting thats better than MV. They're dumber than all of the classes before them excluding the first 2 years of Mesa. They don't try at school or sports. They join a sport then quit and start screetching or if they're "cool" then have vape parties in the bathroom or be total jerks to random people. If they don't quit then their still trash at whatever they're doing except the freshman swimmers, they're the saviors of Mesa. But besides the class of 2022 they're a still weird people but quiet and nice. Teachers are nice, upper class men are nice and accepting to everyone. Football sucks but basketball is a decent program. Aquatics sports aka swim and water polo are in a renaissance thanks to two freshman. Lacrosse girls are great. Track won 2018 state championship and had some good atheletes in 2019. Cross country has been improving. Tennis is successful program too.
Vista Murrieta Kid- "Mesa sucks dick haha" *throws up V for vista*

Murrieta Mesa Kid- "who cares"

2nd Murrieta Mesa Kid "REEEEEEEEE"

Murrieta Valley Kid- "probably a freshman"

Shivela Middle Schooler- "I want to go to Murrieta Mesa High School mom! All of my friends are going there too!"

Mom- "what your weird friends like Eugene?"
by PS-Boy15 June 4, 2019
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james river high school

a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)
Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:
by your fellow yee-yee-er October 3, 2019
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Abbey Park High School

All the white poeple are scared shitless of all the brown and black people.
What's so bad about Abbey Park high school?

Wait till you get confronted by one of the brown or black guys.
by Idontknowcrazy November 14, 2019
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Big spring high school

School in Newville, Pennsylvania. Full of either wanna be rednecks or wanna be anime stars. No in between. Hunting is a priority and American flags hang on the backs of all the big Yee-Yee Trucks. In the middle of flipping nowhere and is practically hated by other schools. But hey-we got a dang good car smash and wooden ship burning every year for our LBJ parade*

Notable Facts - diss track by some kid from Boiling Springs (home of the Bubblers) was made for us. It was better than ours on them.

*Little Brown Jug. Rivalry between us and Shippensburg (wooden ship-get it). Football game every year and huge celebration. Winning team gets the jug for some reason. We lose almost every year. But car smash!
Kid - woah check out that dude in camo. Bet he’s a real good hunter
Other Kid - nah that’s just a Big Spring High School student livin’ his every day life
by BigSpringStudent2021 October 21, 2019
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New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022
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pass christian high school

let’s start off by saying , this school is about the worst school. i’ve gone to this school my whole life and it is one of the most toxic environments i’ve experienced. the people are entitled and toxic and selfish and worry only about themselves. the staff expects you to fit into the little check boxes that they use to define their idea of a perfect student. if you don’t check all of their little boxes , then they label you as a “ problem ” or “ dumb ” or “ not good enough ”. it’s honestly sad. this place makes me feel about the loneliest i’ve ever felt. there’s the popular people , the ones that “ fit in ” , then there are the ones that don’t , the “ outcasts ”. but i’m in between. i’m not the popular gorgeous cheerleader but i’m also not the weird emo kid that sits in the corner. so i think i have about the hardest roll at this school. i have no friends because the people are fake and disloyal . i once heard that high school is a bunch of scared people pretending to be something they’re not , well that’s true , for this school at least. the students pretend to be perfect and pretend to have the perfect lives. and the staff pretends to actually care , but all they really care about is doing only what they’re required to do and getting their paycheck. that’s the type of environment this school is. so if you go here , or are planning to , then all i have to say is welcome to your loneliest hell.
pass christian high school : fuck you .🤘🏼
by world of bullshit October 21, 2021
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