D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016

+u/d

Abbreviation for someone who is HIV+ with an undetectable viral load.

Mark is +u/d, and he's looking for a fun time!

by dr.matt May 23, 2016

O&D

Origin and Destination

"She is my O&D!"

by hahaha7140 May 22, 2016

D to S ratio

When you grade a girl on whether or not she is hot. Date to Sex.

Your a D to S ratio 10:8.

by Poop da Shmoop May 13, 2016

l&d

lunch and dick

hey baby you wanna go get some l&d?

by madrya June 16, 2016

Faulty D

When you're trying to blow it, and it just won't explode.

I threw down my dynamite, but nothing happened. Must have been a faulty D!

by Rupples January 17, 2018