No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Simp

If anyone named Dylan puts his gf name in his insta page

Wow. What a fucking simp

by Yeet then skeet June 20, 2020

Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.

He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural

Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.

by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020

Simp

when you go above and beyond for some randon girl, whilst doggin the boys

oh ash you are a simp dogged the boys when we about to play r6 comp for a thot that basically cheated on u

by wujodbibfiujbf October 7, 2020

Simp

A simp is a subservient or submissive male that will so anything to attract a female. Or anyone name's Tyler Oscar or pace

C: pace keeps talking to me even tho I friend zoned him
Ch: damn what a simp

by Bitch alien April 11, 2020

Simp

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.

TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.

RealPOS: why are you such a simp for her

by WakeWanker November 2, 2020