Gatorade water bottle

The only thing gamers will ever really drink with

Boy 1: Got a new gaming Gatorade water bottle!

Girl 1: Marry me

by ejnjejnejenjj December 6, 2021

Water Bottle Challenge

When you take a water bottle, put it next to your erect penis and see who wins.

Jordan lost the water bottle challenge, so Jenny went to Trevor.

by Dick beater321 October 21, 2022

Water

H2O. Essential to human survival. Also found in lakes, oceans, and rivers this clear liquid is a life saver. Literally. So don't take it for granted.

Becky- This water tastes like actual trash
Taylor- I'm sorry it's not the right kind of glacier water 🙄

by Dogewow November 15, 2017

water

Adjective to describe something relaxing and chilling at the same time, essentially turning the "fire" object into water ;)

Person 1: "Dudee did you hear that one classical song?!?!"
Person 2: "yeaaa bro it's so water............. ;)"

by DefBringer June 19, 2022

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator August 1, 2013

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021