Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz January 15, 2016

Spicy nut cannon

Shove wasabi nuts up your penis, then proceed jerk off until you cum and the wasabi nut comes out flying like a cannonball.

I tried out the spicy nut cannon earlier today, I got a whopping distance of 1 meter and 67cm.

by Tekashi isnt traah November 16, 2020

run my nut

suck my dick

yo that girl is tryna run my nut

by babygirlmommadaddy12 January 31, 2017

giver 'er nuts

a nova scotia term for "do it"

hey can i take that?

"giver er nuts!"

by summer robinson November 6, 2003

fuzzy love nuts

When a man squeezes his hairy scrotum between his legs forcing the scrotum into the shape of a heart.

Sara was excited when Tim gave her fuzzy love nuts for Valentine's day.

by CaptDick985 February 14, 2014

pussy deez nuts

A type of insult one would say after a admirable success, accomplishment or victory with little effort. Used by iconic historical figures such as Naploean, Joseph Stalin, Queen Elizabeth,

God: Ayo I just created the fricking universe. Why are you here?
Queen Elizabeth: Hahaha pussy deez nuts
God: ...wtf-

by Wise man once said December 10, 2021