A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
Get the Chocolate box reviewmug. a small mechanical device, that turns semi automatic handguns into fully automatic handguns once clicked. typically seen on glocks.
by BuckinDisR February 21, 2024
Get the Box/Buttonmug. Hot person: Hey do u know who is boy._.box?
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!
by Sophie Walten July 29, 2021
Get the boy._.boxmug. by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023
Get the Smelly boxmug. by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011
Get the rusty boxmug. Someone: Hey Dude Where Did You Got That?
Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box
Someone: What?
Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box
Someone: What?
by Yurixc XD April 13, 2019
Get the Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Boxmug. by breakboy72 January 16, 2019
Get the Bird Boxmug.