Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Box/Button

a small mechanical device, that turns semi automatic handguns into fully automatic handguns once clicked. typically seen on glocks.

"aye cuh tap tha box/button onnis ass"

by BuckinDisR February 21, 2024

boy._.box

Hot person: Hey do u know who is boy._.box?
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!

Tae/Damien (boy._.box,hottest person) supermacy🛐

by Sophie Walten July 29, 2021

Smelly box

Ajax, Seiana, Prue, Myf, Piper, Hailey and Matilda all have smelly fishy boxes.

Read above smelly box

by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023

rusty box

Going down on the ass and not caring about the fecal matter that may be present.

Man, I totally rusty boxed my dude friend last night. Tasted great.

by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

An Place That You Don't Will See/Know Never....
And Also Its A Box lmao

Someone: Hey Dude Where Did You Got That?

Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

Someone: What?

by Yurixc XD April 13, 2019

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019